This pays for Bora Bora.
Twelve surfaces on my body. What they raise buys the flight to Bora Bora, French Polynesia.
Every mark still standing at close is printed as a fake transfer tattoo, worn on my skin out there for one shoot day and photographed on the lagoon. The photographs go to everyone in the drop. Clear enough and the shoot happens off a yacht.
Fake tattoos · real island · real photographs
Take a surface
Ten euros over the standing bid takes it. You pay the bid in full, there and then — 5 € minimum.
Your mark goes on
Upload a PNG. It renders onto the body in seconds, turns with it, links out. Every click counted in public, and the same mark gets printed as a fake tattoo for the shoot.
Hold until close
Anyone can take it back for 10 € more. Whoever holds it at close goes on my skin as a fake tattoo in Bora Bora, photographed, sent to everyone in the drop.
Thirty days of one forehead, 2005. The sponsor reported online sales multiplied by five.
Andrew Fischer / SnoreStopA grid of flat pixels at a dollar each, sold in four months from a bedroom.
The Million Dollar HomepageOne leaderboard slot last week. The buyer reported 6,550 clicks and 50 booked calls.
CrowdReply, publiclyIs this a real scan
The face and proportions come from photographs of me. The definition is generated. The boxers are accurate.
What placement includes
Your mark on the live body until close, an outbound link with a public click count, inclusion in the final render, the film, the printed edition, and the whole point: your logo printed as a fake transfer tattoo, worn on my skin for the shoot day in Bora Bora, photographed, sent to everyone in the drop. If the pot clears enough, that shoot happens off a yacht, which is a hope and not a promise. I cannot promise impressions or return. I can promise it goes everywhere I go.
How payment works
You pay your bid in full when you place it, and nothing after. What it buys is the time your mark spends on my body: it goes up as soon as I have approved the logo and stays until someone pays more. Being outbid does not refund you — you had the surface for as long as you held it. Hold it at close and you are in the final render, the film and the print too. The only refund is a logo I turn down.
Is anything permanent
No. The tattoos are fake. Your logo is printed as a transfer tattoo, worn on my skin for one shoot day in Bora Bora, and washed off after. Winners also get printed boxers and a large-format print of the final render. Nobody is getting inked for your seed round.
Refusal
Your mark goes up the moment the payment clears — nobody waits on me. No adult, gambling, political or fraudulent placement: those come down when I see them, refunded in full, no explanation owed.
I'm Alex. I build in public in Paris and ship consumer apps. I scanned myself, kept the boxers, and turned the result into ad inventory, because a laptop lid has one surface and a body has twelve.
What the pot is for: a flight to Bora Bora, French Polynesia.
Every mark that holds at close gets printed as a fake transfer tattoo and worn on my skin out there for one shoot day — photographed on the lagoon, pictures sent to everyone in the drop. Fake tattoos, real island, real photographs. If the pot goes far enough, the shoot happens off a yacht.
Sell your own body?
Upload your scan, set your surfaces and prices. Bidding, payments and render handled.
One email when it opens. Nothing else.